Pretend, or as she likes to call herself, pretendlunch, is serving up more than just mystery meat from Lunch Lady Land, USA. She’s 38, but damn, she rocks that natural look like it’s the hottest trend. Her room is like a cafeteria for your eyes, full of surprises and maybe a hairnet or two. You wouldn’t think a lunch lady could be sexy, but Pretend proves you wrong with her fiery red hair and a body that’s as natural as it gets. No plastic nonsense here, just pure, unfiltered realness. She’s got hair in places some folks might not expect, but hey, that’s just part of her charm. If you’re into the whole natural, hairy, redhead vibe, Pretend’s show is your lunchtime special. Grab your tray and see what she’s dishing out.