Polly, or as she’s known on the web, vixenp, is a real piece of work. She’s online when the rest of us are trying to figure out if we should have another beer or just pass out—9pm to 2am UK time. She’s got that lush thing going, which means she’s got this toy that buzzes when you tip her. It’s like Pavlov’s dog but sexier. Her bigass is something to behold, like trying to fit a watermelon in a shot glass. She knows how to tease, which is basically her saying, “Here’s what you can’t have, sucker.”
Her bigboobs are practically a national treasure. You could get lost in those things and not even care. And she’s into that joi stuff, which is basically her telling you how to do your business while you’re sitting there like a chump. It’s like having a GPS for your junk.